Super H

A criminal is doing something criminal.

Spiderman shows up and is shot by the criminal, who has a gun.

Aquaman shows up and is shot.

Batman shows up, and because he's standing like five feet from the criminal, gets shot in the eyeball.

Wonderwoman, Nightwing, a Thundercat, etc. All get shot point blank as they walk in the door.

Then a cop - who is carrying a gun that he routinely uses against criminals - shows up and shoots the criminal.

Then EMTs show up and attend to a bunch of wounded people in tights.

Facebook Time Travel Conversation

Idea: a conversation between myself (31) and my earlier self (12). The 31 year old explains what Facebook, and the internet, are used for to the 12 year old.

Maybe with a photoshopped picture of myself with my 12 year old self.

Easy to write - dialouge is easy to write

Funny? Well, easy to write. Maybe easily funny. Likely, half funny. But all easy. And I will have written something. So that's a bonus.

Maybe start out with how the 12 yr Dave gets a call, but his Mum answers, and the 12 yr old picks up, and he knows it the future Dave calling and he's ho-hum about it because he gets these calls all the time from future Dave and its getting kind of boring - who cares about electric cars or iPods or whatever?